(Happiness is the best cosmetic. That's why I share these lines with you. Wish you happy every single day.)
The Washington Post requested rhymes with a romantic first line but an un-romantic second line. Here are some of the works.

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:   Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.   That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;   This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful,...

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